Your questions may raise
concern regarding your sanity and/or loyalty
Why
do you ask if our land can really support this increasing flood of
immigrants
What
do you mean those politicians all sound alike as they read their
sponsor’s words that our How How can you view our divinely ordained
progress as a tragic charade which cannot be maintained
Why
do you see your neighbors as tragicomic fossils riding out upon their
dinosaurs
Now
why in the world would you even question the identical nature of your good
breakfast eggs
Why
do you find it necessary to ask about all those young men being
educated in prison
Just
where did you hear about questioning our further increases in defense
spending
How
is it your concern that cloned franchise outlets of all types appear
everywhere
Would
you expand on your issues regarding a certain surveillance program we
do not acknowledge
Exactly
what is your concern regarding our nation’s petroleum
industry-developed energy policy
Why
do you ask about the sugary caffeine all our young children
continuously guzzle
Why
are you second-guessing the board’s latest new strategic vision
going forward
Is
there any legitimate reason you need information beyond that in our
official press releases
Why
would you say there is no taste to these bright red tomatoes that now
ship so well
Why
do you ask about development plans for some grandparent’s property
sold due to higher taxes
How
did you become so concerned that your commuting costs are funding
terrorists
Why
would you even ask how global economies of scale are actually vital
to your own well being
How
can you question the value of greed and selfishness in the pursuit of
individual happiness
Who
commands you to continue harassing us over classified issues
concerning our national security
Why
would you associate the smell of a feed lot with mass scale human
suffering and death
Just
where is this so-called right to privacy granted among our hallowed
freedoms
Why
do you ask us to measure the rate of return on our fabulous
executive’s salaries and bonuses
Where
is your issue with our cutting funding required to enforce those laws
contrary to our beliefs
What
is the source of your out-of-touch concern that every slice of white
bread is the same
Why
can’t you stop questioning our need for your uninformed but quiet
patience
From
what fake news outlet did you obtain this skepticism regarding the
competence of your leaders
Why
do you think a time will come when alternative energy will occupy us
as much as the Middle East
Who
told you that the noise of our industrious society is not good for
your health
Why
will you not participate in a dialog where we frame the debate as
well as the outcome
Tell
us why you find it necessary to continue to clamor for their official
resignations
How
dare you question the proven truth of continual compounded economic
growth
Why
would you even wonder if corporate-sponsored politicians serve your
best interests
Why
do you ask that they follow any other beacon than their own studious
and selfish greed
When
did you first start to believe that our policy of exceptionism is a
fantasy-based fairytale
How
is it you cannot see the greater return from another new strip mall
over a quiet meadow
Why
would you even question the use of all this private data we must
gather
Is
there something else you would like to discuss after this last
unnecessary outburst
Why
do you even ask if abortion, flag burning and gay marriage are really
important
Where
did you first hear that everyone lives in a financial house of credit
cards
How
can you say we need to stop this fictional climate change to slow a
purported mass extinction
Why
do you think that loud pickups and Harleys violate your so-called,
tofu-based ‘Wa’
Is
it just you or does it seem really hot around here, all the time
Why
would you dare even ask about revisiting decisions made in talks with
my savior
Can
you please describe for us the feelings that always put you into such
a hurry
How
can you scoff at their good efforts to green their hollow McMansions
Who
convinced you our Traditional Family Values
are newly-created and not made to last
Why
do you claim that we daily de-construct our grandchildren’s futures
What
causes you to think our waste disposal poses a threat to a healthy
lifestyle
Why
do you find it harmful and hypocritical to tax tobacco, liquor and
gambling
Where
did you get that quaint but false notion that healthcare does not
belong in the free market
Why
do you question our fire sale as we exit the business of species
preservation
Why
do you ask if our pursuit of happiness really has not even subjective
benefits
Why
do you claim that our plant and animal husbandry is no different than
factory production
How
can you imagine questioning that which we summarily reject with our
dismissive smirks
How
dare you say all our actions are merest posturing in front of the
political pollsters
Who
told you that human populations are unnaturally high and bound to
crash
What
does sustainability bring to the pursuit of our own enlightened
self-interest
Why
do you foolishly ask if ethanol and coal are viable as clean energy
alternatives
How
can you deny the one true god who has so obviously blessed all of us
so far
Why
do you want us all to cram into unsafe featureless shoeboxes to drive
to work
Where
did you get the notion that we should clean up our own back yards
first
Who
is spreading the idea that we are paralyzed in a polarized political
stalemate
Why
do you ask that we scrutinize military spending as closely as we do
social programs
How
can you conclude that things really are not getting better all the
time
What
leads you to believe we are responsible for this purported mass
extinction
Who
told you we unfairly gerrymandered voting districts to ensure our
perpetual re-election
How
did you conclude that free enterprise has strip-mined the ocean of
all its life
Why
do you question our myriad blessings when so many suffer in abject
poverty
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