Sunday, August 15, 2010

Greedily Pimping The Holidays

Every year, stoking your guilt with their latest phony hot items and newest big sellers
Another month and, What do you know? Yet another Merchant’s Holiday has arrived
They’ve got jingles and decorations, gifts and zesty-sweet, factory-produced treats
For they must perpetually increase an artificial demand simply to stay in business

They have special offers, items on sale, deep discounts and great promotions
They try to pump you full of shame and guilt should you dare not to spend
You can still buy on credit - even if there is no income behind your card
Your very humanity can be defined by simply following their purchasing cycles

$XMAS, birthdays, anniversaries, valentine’s day and others which come and go
Beautiful people in expensive advertisements meant to part you from your cash
Since you love them, For the family, Just for her, Thinking of you – And buying too much
Assuaging your guilt, buying their love & pretending to maintain Traditional Family values®

Co-opting christianity, playing on emotions and performing a greedy mass hypnosis
It’s on sale, Don’t you love them, Time’s running out. Are you some cold, cheap loser?
Halloween, thanksgiving, easter and Mother’s Day all beckon with their own tailored ads
The advertising pimps purify and hyperbolize them and parade them in front of your noses

For mother, Don’t forget Dad!, Because they love you. Buy now or forget the Happily-Ever-After
Buy this to avoid some unspoken punishment of guilt and loss of humanity
We were late again with the rent since it was little Timmy’s birthday this month
The kids are dosed with our ads and screaming for it - Won’t you make them happy?

Show her that you still love her by taking on a few more years of easy, over-budget payments
You can feel good about your debt because you didn’t buy any of this for yourself
The Chinese slave factories are being geared up for the anticipated phony holiday demand
And after every holiday the garbage truck takes away unused things that you could not afford

Perversely enough, Buyer’s Satisfaction lasts something like maybe almost 10 minutes
And then that gnawing emptiness returns and you must quickly focus on something else
You know you don’t really need it and you can’t afford it, But It’s ‘Christmas’
You struggle with your current car payments as you salivate over their latest models

Their survival and your jobs are tightly bound to leveraged over-consumption
Desperately they flog you with their absurdly creative and expensive fantasies
Their stock prices and bonuses dependent on increases in year over year sales
Locked in a deadly embrace, we dance blindly together towards an unnecessary credit abyss

They’re pumping tired Christmas carols down your throat for 2 months every year
You must buy big for birthdays and anniversaries or you are forgoing human relationships
Get with the program or face the fact that you’re an inhuman scrooge heading to hell
And don’t you dare coldly dwell on the fact it’s all invented by marketeers for salesmen & CEOs

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