Butt Out With Your Intrusive, Socialist Nannying

Look, we paid for this aluminum, glass and plastic so, Yes, we can just casually toss it away

And landfills overflowing with wasted reusable resources are really no concern of ours

I can pour all the fertilizer, insecticides and potable water that I want on my lawn

It doesn’t cost you a thing so get off of my grass or I’ll shoot you, then call the cops

If I idle my SUV for half an hour to keep me warm or cool, that’s my own personal decision

The CO2, wasted fuel and particulate emissions only effect your squishy feelings

Keeping ahead on the income curve via my credit cards is my own private affair

My negative savings rate does not effect your frightened and squirrelly lifestyle

my kids can lay on the couch playing video games while grazingon empty fastfood snacks

keep your concerns about global competitiveness right where they belong - to yourself

we financed this lovely parcel and our plans for development are not any of your concern

we’ll build it up, sell it off and go traveling with the cash - you can try to live next door

just hush up about these vast smelly sewage lagoons on our giga-dairy farms

our distant investors can easily ignore contaminated groundwater and drug-resistant bacteria

It is our visionary corporate strategy to move engineering and production overseas

Who are you to question our actions within the infallible system of free enterprise

The right to modify a $60k pickup to make 120 decibels is enshrined in the constitution

Does that noise bother you, liberal weakling, well gee, that’s just too goddamn bad

We can squeeze out a few extra bushels per acre with more non-renewable inputs

Yes, the future of our fair nation’s farmland rides upon the daily fluctuations of our stock

Production will be more efficient with millions of cloned, identically-spaced trees

This is our forest land and you have no say whatsoever in its present or its future

Our lofty positions give us a unique and unimpeachable perspective on proper spending

Trust us with managing these unimaginable outlays for our sacrosanct military defense

A high-fat, super-sized, over-salted, sweetened, caffeinated diet is my own personal choice

So mind your own business and go find your own affordable medical care

Keeping our 5700 square foot trophy 2^nd home a cozy 72 in January is a private decision

We simply do not share your naïve concern over coal-fired power plant emissions

Running my noisy generator endlessly to microwave snacks and watch lame dvds is up to me

Their BS that it pollutes like 5 diesel trucks next to your tent is simply liberal propaganda

Lighting my property all night long helps protect my family, so shut the fuck up

I really don’t care if it wastes energy, lights your bedroom and blocks out the stars

Hey, go to hell, geek, where I throw my cigarette butts is none of your business

If you don’t like it, why, either just don’t look at them or go and pick em up

I drive as fast as I can get away with, and you are simply in my way

My increase in severe accident frequency and fuel usage does not effect your insurance, much

Idling in line for drive-thru fast food is my own private decision

Fuck your stupid concerns over my diet, wasted plastic, energy use and toxic emissions

Shut up about our over-running your public lands on snarling financed snowmobiles and ATVs

We pay our damn taxes and have the right of accessibility, just like all the cripples

It’s none of your business if I haven’t learned anything new for many years

Right now I’ve got a job and there’s cold beer and a big game on the big-screen at home

I’m just having a loud private conversation on the phone here, if you don’t mind

I’m neither aware nor would I care that half of our vapid discussion enrages you

It’s our policy to package cheap Chinese shit under our old flag-draped American brand name

There’s no law against it and we’re not really trying to mislead you

Hey, go to hell with your intrusive concerns over my parenting skills, loser

God says I don’t need no license to get her to drop all the damn kids we want

Conversations with my personal savior are strictly private and personal in nature

Guilt-free actions based on answers to my prayers are always in my constituents best interest

We can damn them for masturbation, abortion, homosexuality and contraception

For it is we alone who interpret God’s word, so be silent or be condemned forever, unbeliever

We can pull our kids from school to avoid the crowds on vacations we can’t afford

It’s the fault of the education system that he’s 12 but reads at a third grade level, so shut up

If they’re not paying me to recycle I’m sure not crazy enough to go and fool with it

I don’t like touching that shit, so you greenies can head to the dump and sort it out there

We develop profitable products like Viagra, liposuction and weight loss miracles

So, let us know how the market solves TB, bird flu, malaria, AIDS and MRSA

I’m not listening to your issues with my unsustainable, over-consumptive, unhealthy lifestyle

For our one true god bade us to go forth, multiply freely and take dominion over all of nature