Showing posts with label terrorism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label terrorism. Show all posts

Monday, August 30, 2010

Terror In The Homeland



They was a terrorist attack over to the Laundromat
He tried ta blow hisself up down by the magazine rack

They had this Al-Queda cell that met most every night
They all got together after work at that Indian motel

They think they seen one drivin by from inside the tavern
Him and his friend drinkin cokes and high fivin

They was sneakin round down behind the old feedlot
The boys beat em up and run em out of town

It looked like maybe an IED stuffed in the sody cooler
They woulda dialed the cell when the place was full enough

Coupla fishy women with towels on their heads
When they come sneakin by my dogs started howlin

They was a suicide bomber come in to the truck stop
Used to work at Subway but couldn’t take it any longer

Looks like they was plottin on blowin up the bowlin’ alley
Sheriff said they smelled kinda garlicky and rotten

Some jihadi rigged explosives underneatha Eddie’s Chevy
FBI said that luckily his oil leak proved too corrosive

They was crouchin on them little rugs in the middle of the day
When we all come back to get em they had up and run away

This martyr was strapped for glory in the WalMart parking lot
His shit went off too early and his old Toyota got real gory

Some Taliban insurgents got in a firefight with these Harleys
They kept trying to put them Burkahs over top of their headlights

They was runnin this house refinancin’ scheme to buy them WMDs
Them mullahs had maps and detailed plans to blow up shit they’d never seen

He come in the drive thru and said somethin like ‘allah akbar’ in the mike
She called the cops when he wouldn’t leave but didn’t order nothin

Monday, August 16, 2010

Why Do You Even Raise These Absurd Snowflake Issues?

Your questions may raise concern regarding your sanity and/or loyalty
Why do you ask if our land can really support this increasing flood of immigrants
What do you mean those politicians all sound alike as they read their sponsor’s words that our How How can you view our divinely ordained progress as a tragic charade which cannot be maintained
Why do you see your neighbors as tragicomic fossils riding out upon their dinosaurs

Now why in the world would you even question the identical nature of your good breakfast eggs
Why do you find it necessary to ask about all those young men being educated in prison
Just where did you hear about questioning our further increases in defense spending
How is it your concern that cloned franchise outlets of all types appear everywhere

Would you expand on your issues regarding a certain surveillance program we do not acknowledge
Exactly what is your concern regarding our nation’s petroleum industry-developed energy policy
Why do you ask about the sugary caffeine all our young children continuously guzzle
Why are you second-guessing the board’s latest new strategic vision going forward

Is there any legitimate reason you need information beyond that in our official press releases
Why would you say there is no taste to these bright red tomatoes that now ship so well
Why do you ask about development plans for some grandparent’s property sold due to higher taxes
How did you become so concerned that your commuting costs are funding terrorists

Why would you even ask how global economies of scale are actually vital to your own well being
How can you question the value of greed and selfishness in the pursuit of individual happiness
Who commands you to continue harassing us over classified issues concerning our national security
Why would you associate the smell of a feed lot with mass scale human suffering and death

Just where is this so-called right to privacy granted among our hallowed freedoms
Why do you ask us to measure the rate of return on our fabulous executive’s salaries and bonuses
Where is your issue with our cutting funding required to enforce those laws contrary to our beliefs
What is the source of your out-of-touch concern that every slice of white bread is the same

Why can’t you stop questioning our need for your uninformed but quiet patience
From what fake news outlet did you obtain this skepticism regarding the competence of your leaders
Why do you think a time will come when alternative energy will occupy us as much as the Middle East
Who told you that the noise of our industrious society is not good for your health

Why will you not participate in a dialog where we frame the debate as well as the outcome
Tell us why you find it necessary to continue to clamor for their official resignations
How dare you question the proven truth of continual compounded economic growth
Why would you even wonder if corporate-sponsored politicians serve your best interests

Why do you ask that they follow any other beacon than their own studious and selfish greed
When did you first start to believe that our policy of exceptionism is a fantasy-based fairytale
How is it you cannot see the greater return from another new strip mall over a quiet meadow
Why would you even question the use of all this private data we must gather




Is there something else you would like to discuss after this last unnecessary outburst
Why do you even ask if abortion, flag burning and gay marriage are really important
Where did you first hear that everyone lives in a financial house of credit cards
How can you say we need to stop this fictional climate change to slow a purported mass extinction

Why do you think that loud pickups and Harleys violate your so-called, tofu-based ‘Wa
Is it just you or does it seem really hot around here, all the time
Why would you dare even ask about revisiting decisions made in talks with my savior
Can you please describe for us the feelings that always put you into such a hurry

How can you scoff at their good efforts to green their hollow McMansions
Who convinced you our Traditional Family Values are newly-created and not made to last
Why do you claim that we daily de-construct our grandchildren’s futures
What causes you to think our waste disposal poses a threat to a healthy lifestyle

Why do you find it harmful and hypocritical to tax tobacco, liquor and gambling
Where did you get that quaint but false notion that healthcare does not belong in the free market
Why do you question our fire sale as we exit the business of species preservation
Why do you ask if our pursuit of happiness really has not even subjective benefits

Why do you claim that our plant and animal husbandry is no different than factory production
How can you imagine questioning that which we summarily reject with our dismissive smirks
How dare you say all our actions are merest posturing in front of the political pollsters
Who told you that human populations are unnaturally high and bound to crash

What does sustainability bring to the pursuit of our own enlightened self-interest
Why do you foolishly ask if ethanol and coal are viable as clean energy alternatives
How can you deny the one true god who has so obviously blessed all of us so far
Why do you want us all to cram into unsafe featureless shoeboxes to drive to work

Where did you get the notion that we should clean up our own back yards first
Who is spreading the idea that we are paralyzed in a polarized political stalemate
Why do you ask that we scrutinize military spending as closely as we do social programs
How can you conclude that things really are not getting better all the time

What leads you to believe we are responsible for this purported mass extinction
Who told you we unfairly gerrymandered voting districts to ensure our perpetual re-election
How did you conclude that free enterprise has strip-mined the ocean of all its life
Why do you question our myriad blessings when so many suffer in abject poverty

Friday, August 13, 2010

Blood On His Hands


    In Memory of George W. Bush, our 41st President
Every car bomb splatters a bit more debris upon one of his finely tailored suits
Children bombed taking candy from GIs fall as dust, coating his distinguished hair
He smothers slowly under the weight of the flags that drape each returning body
Blood drips from every word of all the speeches that he reads…but does not write

His continuing resolve only adds another to all the other long-dried layers of blood
It stains his clean white shirts and it spatters upon his conservative ties from somewhere
He hears the sucking sound it makes beneath the soles of his wing-tipped shoes
He sees it smeared on the seats of the limos in which he is whisked in security

He cannot wash off the blood of those killed by car bombs at the markets
There is no petroleum flowing to use like some fine and purifying lotion
Blood flows straight from Baghdad out his shower in a steaming dark red mist
His personal savior smiles faintly, pointing out the blood stains on his own wrists

During interviews he is peppered with a congealing spray of blood upon his makeup
His sunsets will all be blood red until the far-off day when he finally passes on
Every soldier crippled by an IED bleeds out upon his sweaty presidential bed sheets
He coughs bloody foam after nights spent in the dreams of tortured citizens

On his visits the foreigners see it gush from his mouth, nose, ears and eyes
It stains his boxers and this febrile flow cannot be quenched by any Maxi pad
It oozes squeakily out of his running shoes with every step he jogs
The kitchen floor down at the ranch is always a mess of bloody footprints

He has a pink-tinged urine and there is blood in his stool
He is splashed by each and every one of the hundreds killed every day
He signs the checks for the killing with ink made from the blood of children
The White House pool is filled with the fresh blood of virgin Muslim women

There are blood stains on the white table cloths at all of his catered meals
As he speaks he emits a fine red aerosol that air brushes his hand-picked listeners
He sponges up his bloody guilt with his now-soaked but still fatal pride
Casually wiping his neck he feels something warm and wet upon his fingertips

His small glass of wine turns into blood upon passing his smirking lips
His handlers ignore the bloody mess like they did the emperor’s new clothes
As he speaks to the children they wonder at the pool congealing at his feet
Though there is blood everywhere, he searches in vain for the source

He dreams his veins are emptying into dirt and dust under a hot desert sun
He awakens in the ongoing nightmare of the monstrosity of his actions
The blood on his hands will only disappear with the bleaching of his bones
He coughs up fat clots with phlegm-soaked nuclei of inhaled desert sands

He awakes in the night with the guilty pain of a bleeding ulcer
His sweaty clasp leaves an iron-smelling residue upon his allies hands
leaning over a GI’s bed his dripping blood spreads tiny circles on the sheets
Pink bubbles gurgle from his lips as he pursues the fleeing refugees

His anger and frustration pound in his head and brings a pressure to his eyes
As he is driven by, it appears that motorists pump blood into their SUVS
They have installed a drain in the Situation Room for him and his advisors
Even at the most joyful events he always feels it squishing inside his pants

There is no more escape in scripture and his suckups are far too transparent
He clasps his hands together in prayer and feels the dried layers of other’s blood
Lies and rationalizations no longer hold back the dike of innocent plasma
He smudges a sobbing mother’s flag saying her son’s loss must not be in vain

There is no time for other issues in the struggle against overwhelming guilt
So blood from forgotten and ignored sources comes leaking under all the doors
You would pity him except he chose to take the role, live and in full color
Every morning squishy liberal parasites have re-opened all his old wounds

His smirk has disappeared and his face grown gaunt and thin and haunted
It is a mighty effort to ignore the death and suffering that he has foolishly unleashed
We must be reminded of his humanity when all we can see is his bloody mess
His political capital long ago soaked up all the guilty blood that it could hold

Now all of our passports are printed in blood so we cannot be mistaken
Dizzy from loss of blood he orders more military monies to try and staunch the flow
His wife and children just try to act like everything is really just quite peachy
Other’s blood must flow from his veins due to the infinite quantity of his pride

Now wounded and dangerous they backbite savagely to spread around the guilt
Lighting the White House Christmas tree he notes bloody trails in the snow
The favorite passages in his old bible are smeared with a mingling of bloods
At times he prays he might just be waking up, just before he began the war

It cannot be ignored yet he cannot think about it, anymore
The festering wound to his tumorous pride hurts with every movement
Yet strangely, he only calls for fresh blood to wash away the old and dried
More killing faster must be the answer to cleaning up this mess

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Terrorist Threats: The Somfukinstanis


Their ever-feuding tribal warlords fought together only against foreign threats
Their women have always been kept ignorant, barefoot, completely-covered and pregnant
Proud people with ancient traditions but without a real country of their own
Nonetheless, the scattered Somfukinstanis cling stubbornly to their dream

Their traditional homelands carved up by colonizing foreign invaders
Then left alone to constant internecine squabbles with their heretical neighbors
A dry, dusty and resource-barren high plain, long over-grazed by their goats
But the image of an independent Somfukinstan carries them ever forward

Their homeland is an ancient crossroads for marching armies coming from all directions
But a deeply-rooted religious faith sustains them even in their endless petty squabbles
Poverty and ignorance surround them just like the buzzing biting flies
Nonetheless someone endlessly provides them with cheap automatic weapons

Colorful in traditional garb, fiercely independent, but generous and open
Quick to anger and intolerant, their women must stone an unfaithful wife to death
Chosen by god to suffer - To better appreciate the paradise which ever awaits them
Persecuted and run off like stray dogs they are long-inured to all forms of hardship

They’ve found trades in hostage-bartering, drug smuggling and arms dealing
Boys perform rote memorization of the teachings of the prophet - In a foreign tongue
Sipping rancid butter tea in scant dusty shade, they rest with weapons ever close at hand
Their Somfukinstani mullah has come to bind all them in His unforgiving words

Scornful of modern ways they hope to live under a Caliphate by spreading fire
They follow their own perversely twisted version of the holy prophet’s scripture
They combine a stern and unsmiling discipline with rigid adherence to unquestionable rules
They subsist with their guns under god’s law, without electricity or running water

Somfukinstani elders have even demanded a homeland before the United Nations
Their refugees fill ghettos taking menial jobs in a dozen other countries
Yet they still speak of a great leader who conquered vast swaths of the known world
Expert marksmen, they pick apart military convoys from desolate canyon rims

They ban rock music, television, fast food and have no internet connections
They know the West is home to the devil and all manner of human sin
Terrorists are their folk heroes to whom they gladly provide safety and shelter
Medical services are non-existent and few men even know how to drive a car

The prophet bids them to revile foreign culture be it ancient statues or modern advertising
But 5 times every day they kneel in filthy clothes on tattered prayer rugs in the tired dust
Their women they keep ignorant, in order to raise yet another generation of lost men
Thus, Somfukinstani suffering must continue, fueled by ignorance, brutality and dogma