More arms, please! For our precious children are surrounded by
invisible, godless enemies
We
can afford it if we cut those squishy social programs that we are
assured failed so long ago
We
only spend more every year than the ext 10 countries combined so
Marines let’s go!
Just
another half a trillion and those few rag-tag dead-enders will
certainly surrender
Our
loyal and patriotic contractors will spend this money properly
without any wasteful oversight
So,
instead of becoming energy independent, let’s simply go to war for
the oil companies
Let
education, health, infrastructure and the environment just tread
water a little longer
Give
us more troops on the ground from the growing pool of our
underemployed youth
The
military is our answer and only soft, unpatriotic vermin dare whine
any feeble objections
Give
us this day our daily rockets, video drones and some ear-splitting
mortar rounds
Make
us tough and focused like Army Rangers, fed solely upon your
carefully-crafted propaganda
Not
to worry, your updated strategy is only opposed by a handful of
cowardly cut-and-runners
Yes,
more military spending will see us once again into Reagan’s New
Morning In America
Let
us spend extra to build more to destroy and kill and preach to them
of their clear choices
God
bless America with carriers, fighter jets, tanks, smart bombs and
night vision goggles
More
arms, please! For war is such a powerful stimulus to our noble
economy
We’re
doing the Right Thing but our cowardly so-called allies are not
pitching in
It
takes lots of money and a faith-based will to persist with the whole
world against us
Go
on, Mr. President for no crybaby senator would dare vote against our
brave boys
So,
let us appropriate and earmark our way to a trillion dollars every
year for more war
We
must prepare for more pre-emptive defenses and unilateral wars of
liberation
We
shall forgo pre-natal care, school lunches and affordable doctors,
for the tools of death
Save
us from the surrounding foreign terrorists and our own spineless,
squishy naysayers
Preserve
our traditional faith-based family values by spending more to kill
other folks
More
arms, please! For this will help us to sleep better back here in the
heartland
We
must maintain our position as the greatest arms exporter in the whole
of the world
Make
sure it’s easier for Africans to obtain automatic weapons than
vaccinations for their kids
Hallelujah,
brother, help our leaders to ask god for the courage to stoke this
military machine
Cleverly
frame any calls for arms spending reductions to be well outside the
vale of sanity
We
can hide safely behind a wall of patriotic propaganda while signing
those blank checks
Know
that each dollar is wisely spent by humble and self-sacrificing
military contractors
Let’s
invest in the machinery of death and then sit back and live upon the
interest
God
will welcome us to heaven given our modest but expensive efforts in
delivering His wrath
Take
the moral high ground by selling lots of arms - To both sides in
brewing conflicts
Have
the subsidized free market of war decide which ideas and leaders
shall prevail
Let
the defense industry place cute puppies, happy children and soft
music in their ads
More
weapons, soldiers and wars for, verily, therein lies the way to our
happiness and salvation
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